The Grug Brained Designer

Riffing on The Grug Brained Developer, we now have The Grug Brained Designer giving advice on many design-related things, like typography:

grug not need Helvetica Neue Ultra Thin Condensed Oblique for error message.

Collaboration:

grug work with dev early. grug not throw figma over wall...

grug talk to dev. grug compromise. both grunt in agreement.

Usability:

user never say "nice neumorphism." user say "where button?"

End goal:

grug want user to say nothing, because thing just worked.

grug happiest when user forget grug exist.

Problem is, if user forget Grug exist maybe boss forget Grug exist. Grug get expelled from cave. Grug no have food or health protection.

Grug realize need to hoot and holler to ensure safety in cave. No one forget Grug exist if Grug constantly tell everyone how important Grug work is.